Reverse Beard Styles: For the Internet! (FTW)
I have slowly, over the course of a few weeks, come to the conclusion that I must shave my beard. The problems with beards are not so severe that greater men haven’t been able to overcome them, however, I just hate not knowing if boogers are on my upper lip. Or peanut butter on my [...]
Sexism and Insults as They Pertain to Hillary Clinton
I need your help, guys. I am really really really confused about language. I found out at some point during Clinton’s campaign that it was unacceptably sexist to call a woman a bitch, which I accepted for a while. But then I got to thinking (yes, I’ve been reading). I call men bitches, don’t I? [...]
Bonjour, Part Deux
She’s online! Check it out! From the file “Project”:
This project will use in the perspective of hazing as the bonding . The theory sttes that individuals
I mean, how fucking great is that? What does it mean? Would you ever freaking believe that you would be able to find something so fantastic just lying around?
No, you [...]
I’m Psychic and Finally Just Got Rickrolled
I had never been rickrolled. I was perusing the /., and I was opening stories of interest into background tabs, when I came upon a news item about a surgical robot. The following series of thoughts occured:
Mmmmm… robots…
Ha. “Surgical robots” sounds funny.
I bet people are posting funny videos of dancing robots and shit!
I am about [...]
Bonjour: Automated meddling in the lives of people you don’t know
About a month ago, I purchased a black Macbook, because my audio recording rig–in an Antec P180 case (all Antec cases are excellent, fwiw) and with a 19″ monitor–was way too big for my current living situation. Bonjour, Apple’s stupidly simple implementation of Zeroconf, lets me know when another Macfag is in range.
(as an aside, [...]
On the long-term side effects of crystal meth
So I’ve got this stalker, right? His name is David, and he’s a diminuitive homosexual college friend of my father’s, in his 50’s. When I was living in Mexico, he moved down to get away from the rat race, and several years later, took up smoking meth. A year or so after that, he started [...]
Electronic Tracking Devices Being Implemented in Dallas Schools
Slashdot is running an article on how the Dallas school system has recently implemented electronic monitoring to curb truancy. I understand that this is a result of No Child Left Behind: the schools need to maintain graduation statistics, or else lose funding. However, this seems very very wrong.
As a kid, I never was very good [...]
Top 3 reasons I hate my car
I drive a 1991 Toyota Camry, and it’s treated me relatively well. However, I purchased it from shysters on the cheap, and it’s caused me lots of grief as a result. I ended up having to get like $1500 worth of work done on it, on top of the $500 I paid for it. So [...]
Why I will never work for Sears
I always thought Sears was cool. They have nice tools. They sell Dickies. It’s like a department store minus the gouging bordering on rape. However. I am in need of a job at the moment, and I applied there a couple weeks ago.
First off, their application software is bullshit. It is one of the least [...]
Technorati
I’m working on marketing my blog, and I’m signing up for Technorati and claiming my blog. If any (or should I say either) of you people reading my blog have any ideas, feel free to comment.
Commenting feels good! Feeds the soul!
OMFG! My Technorati Profile!
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