Reverse Beard Styles: For the Internet! (FTW)

I have slowly, over the course of a few weeks, come to the conclusion that I must shave my beard.  The problems with beards are not so severe that greater men haven’t been able to overcome them, however, I just hate not knowing if boogers are on my upper lip.  Or peanut butter on my [...]

Sexism and Insults as They Pertain to Hillary Clinton

I need your help, guys. I am really really really confused about language.  I found out at some point during Clinton’s campaign that it was unacceptably sexist to call a woman a bitch, which I accepted for a while.  But then I got to thinking (yes, I’ve been reading). I call men bitches, don’t I?  [...]

Bonjour, Part Deux

She’s online!  Check it out! From the file “Project”:
This project will use in the perspective of hazing as the bonding .  The theory sttes that individuals
I mean, how fucking great is that?  What does it mean?  Would you ever freaking believe that you would be able to find something so fantastic just lying around?
No, you [...]

I’m Psychic and Finally Just Got Rickrolled

I had never been rickrolled. I was perusing the /., and I was opening stories of interest into background tabs, when I came upon a news item about a surgical robot. The following series of thoughts occured:

Mmmmm… robots…
Ha. “Surgical robots” sounds funny.

I bet people are posting funny videos of dancing robots and shit!
I am about [...]

Bonjour: Automated meddling in the lives of people you don’t know

About a month ago, I purchased a black Macbook, because my audio recording rig–in an Antec P180 case (all Antec cases are excellent, fwiw) and with a 19″ monitor–was way too big for my current living situation.  Bonjour, Apple’s stupidly simple implementation of Zeroconf, lets me know when another Macfag is in range.
(as an aside, [...]

On the long-term side effects of crystal meth

So I’ve got this stalker, right?  His name is David, and he’s a diminuitive homosexual college friend of my father’s, in his 50’s. When I was living in Mexico, he moved down to get away from the rat race, and several years later, took up smoking meth.  A year or so after that, he started [...]

Electronic Tracking Devices Being Implemented in Dallas Schools

Slashdot is running an article on how the Dallas school system has recently implemented electronic monitoring to curb truancy.  I understand that this is a result of No Child Left Behind: the schools need to maintain graduation statistics, or else lose funding.  However, this seems very very wrong.
As a kid, I never was very good [...]

Top 3 reasons I hate my car

I drive a 1991 Toyota Camry, and it’s treated me relatively well.  However, I purchased it from shysters on the cheap, and it’s caused me lots of grief as a result.  I ended up having to get like $1500 worth of work done on it, on top of the $500 I paid for it.  So [...]

Why I will never work for Sears

I always thought Sears was cool.  They have nice tools.  They sell Dickies.  It’s like a department store minus the gouging bordering on rape.  However.  I am in need of a job at the moment, and I applied there a couple weeks ago.
First off, their application software is bullshit.  It is one of the least [...]

Technorati

I’m working on marketing my blog, and I’m signing up for Technorati and claiming my blog. If any (or should I say either) of you people reading my blog have any ideas, feel free to comment.
Commenting feels good! Feeds the soul!
OMFG! My Technorati Profile!

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